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Hard Times.

The beauty of pro wrestling is the way it can, when done just right, seamlessly blend athletics and theatrics. And “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes might just be the single-greatest… Read more

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Cream of the Crop.

The third entry in this seemingly on-going series of transcribing classic pro wrestling promos into poetry. These are the immortal words of the late, great “Macho Man” Randy Savage (along… Read more

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Parts Unknown.

Another pro wrestling promo-turned-poem. This one is also another all-time classic. Enjoy. Hulk Hogan. Have a question to answer your question. As you, Hulk Hogan, travel to Wrestlemania! by conventional… Read more

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Genetic-Freakonomics.

Do your best to find inspiration in the most unexpected of places. For example, I constructed a #poem from the greatest pro wrestling promo EVER. You know they say that… Read more

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Bit of a Rattlesnake.

It’s my 33rd birthday. I wrote this as a bit of self-reflection on where I am, where I came from, and what got me here. Available in Cable-Knit Sweater, a poetry… Read more

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Self-Starter.

Don’t wait for inspiration. Go, hunt the fucker down. Available in Cable-Knit Sweater, a poetry collection available on Wattpad. Get the free mp3. I’m lighting up, flying high as I can, up, up,… Read more

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The Fool’s Prayer.

A dark, self-reflective little piece. Write what ya know, people. Available in Cable-Knit Sweater, a poetry collection available on Wattpad. Get the free mp3. When I reach that horizon, the edge of where… Read more

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Unpossible.

Stray thought turned into something. Worth the distraction. Available in Cable-Knit Sweater, a poetry collection available on Wattpad. Get the free mp3. I wanna find the right words to be someone else’s… Read more

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#Heatwave.

A brief piece inspired by a random post of mine made during the recent and equally (and thankfully) brief heatwave. Available in Cable-Knit Sweater, a poetry collection available on Wattpad…. Read more

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Home.

This is actually an adaptation (reinterpretation?) of a passage from an older story of mine. Try to guess which one? Available in Cable-Knit Sweater, a poetry collection available on Wattpad…. Read more

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One Summer Night

A sample of a poetic work in progress. More to come. Available in Cable-Knit Sweater, a poetry collection available on Wattpad. It was a quarter to one in the morning… Read more

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Disconnect

The start of this just started itching at me one day. Just this general vibe and phrase I kept thinking over and over after seeing a flood of nonsensical socio-political… Read more