The Untimely Death of Nature Documentarian Biff Wellington By Way of Chicken Salad Sandwich


SOUNDSCAPE: BIFF SILENTLY EATING A CHICKEN SALAD SANDWICH AS HE STANDS IN A SMALL LAKE OR POND, SURROUNDED BY ONLY A LOVELY STRETCH OF WILDERNESS UNTAINTED BY MAN’S HUBRIS.

SFX: BIFF CHOKES, DROPS DEAD WITH A LITTLE SPLASH.

A LONG, UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE…