SFX: AN EGG CRACKS OPEN.
STEVE: (VOICE-OVER) Inside every PulpBuster is a raw nugget of partially digested humor.
SFX: NOT ENTIRELY UN-EROTIC SLURPING, LIP SMACKING, AND OTHER MOUTH SOUNDS. UP, UNDER.
STEVE: (VOICE-OVER) Mouthwatering, vomit-inducing, sexually stimulating – PulpBusters are confusing morsels of thought and sound sure to disappoint.
SFX: MILDLY EROTIC VOMITING. UP, UNDER.
STEVE: (VOICE-OVER) This Act Like a Pedantic Twat Day, get the ones you love something special. But for the ones you hate, there’s always PulpBusters.