Loitering in a Parking Lot

STEVE LOITERS BY SOME DUMPSTER IN SOME CORNER OF SOME PARKING LOT.

STEVE: Good afternoon, and welcome to Loitering in a Parking Lot.

Today, I’m loitering in the rear lot of Calvin Carson’s Town Center and Outlet Mall with former teen musical mistake and current owner of a used, moderately priced sedan, Jessie Innuendo. Thank you for joining me, Jessie.

JESSIE APPEARS FROM BEHIND THE DUMPSTER.

JESSIE: Your toilet won’t flush.

STEVE: Is that what you were doing behind that dumpster?

JESSIE: Are you the cops?

STEVE: Not that I’m aware of.

JESSIE: Then, yes. That, and some blow I found back there.

STEVE: I’m so happy we get to spend time together like this.