II-VI. WHAT SHE SAID
A bustling super-secret, super-freaky art gallery with clocks on a wall, teenagers frozen in ice sculptures, and HAROLD’S BRAIN in a jar, floating and bubbling in some clear solution. This monstrosity is somehow wired to an old laptop, a cheap pair of speakers, and a projector. Noisy, pixelated sights and sounds plucked out from Harold’s Brain flash and flicker on a wall.
A confused, yet confused PORTLY COUPLE with literal “bear hands” watch this morbid show.
NARRATOR: (voice-over) There are precisely two types of people in this world.
The first are those eclectic few showcasing their gaudy wealth in a secret art gallery located beneath the surface of the sort of affluent California “community” where everyone is as artificial as the grass, trees, and even the lightly-scented air. For fear of being assimilated, the name of this particular town escapes me at the moment.
(a beat, then…)
Meanwhile, the other sort are the art. And as Harold – or, more precisely, Harold’s skillfully preserved brain and eyes – stared at a clock hung between a pair of terrified teenagers frozen in freshly-carved ice sculptures, he took solace in the fact that while his most embarrassing memories were currently being projected on the wall behind him, at least the portly couple with matching bear-hands in front of him couldn’t tell he was crying.
BRENNIPHIA: (off) Hey, you!
Harold’s Brain bubbles at the sound of her voice. The feed briefly scrambles, then continues.
Portly Couple turn ever so slightly to their left to…
Brenniphia, now a pink bob cut in a silk sundress and adorable shoes, joins Portly Couple.
PORTLY COUPLE: Sophia!
BRENNIPHIA: I go by “Brenniphia” these days, actually. New me, new…well, new everything!
PORTLY COUPLE: (to each other) How naughty!
BRENNIPHIA: I see the two of you are enjoying Oliver’s work.
Portly Couple hold up their literal “bear hands”.
PORTLY #1: (gushes) Our grandson absolutely loves it!
PORTLY #2: Soph… I mean, Brenniphia… you’re looking so daring these days!
Brenniphia teases her hair, fingers glide across faint, but thick lines on her scalp.
BRENNIPHIA: I wasn’t going to keep it, but it kinda grew on me.
A woman’s voice, Sophia’s, crackles again and again from the cheap pair of speakers.
SOPHIA: (recording) What does that make me?
Brenniphia and Portly Couple turned to Harold’s Brain.
What does that make me? What does that make me?
Harold’s Brain bubbles in its solution. The projector flickers vague images, flashing frames of bodies in pieces and blurred faces.
What does that make me? What does that make me? What does that make me?
PORTLY #2: What is that awful thing?
BRENNIPHIA: One of Oliver’s little toys.
PORTLY #1: Bit gratuitous, isn’t it?
Brenniphia nods, “Mmhm.”
BRENNIPHIA: But don’t let Oliver hear you say that.
SOPHIA: (recording) He’s a magnificent surgeon…
BRENNIPHIA: I’m sorry. I better get Oliver over here to fix this.
SOPHIA: (recording) …you can only roll back the clock so far…
Portly Couple say their goodbyes, waddle off, paw-in-paw.
SOPHIA: (recording) Do they bother you?
Brenniphia turns to Harold’s Brain.
Harold’s Brain bubbles.
An uncomfortable silence. Then…
She begins to speak, thinks better of it, and then disappears into the crowd.