II-III. AN UNEARTHLY SOUND
Grandma’s. Grandma sits on her couch, stares blankly at nothing in particular.
Harold tantrums into the house.
HAROLD: I’m gonna fuckin’ kill him!
GRANDMA: (yawns) Are those MacGuffin boys teasing you again?
HAROLD: (puzzles this) What? No. Grandma, the MacGuffins haven’t lived around here for years.
GRANDMA: Are you sure?
HAROLD: Yes, I’m sure. Remember? Their house burned down when Mr. MacGuffin’s meth lab blew up during a police raid.
GRANDMA: Our water was off all day!
The unearthly sound of a landline telephone rings. Harold answers.
HAROLD: Who’s this?
SOPHIA: (phone) (sobs) Harold?
HAROLD: Sophia? How’d you get this number?
SOPHIA: (phone) I’ve been calling your cell, but it keeps going to voicemail.
Harold checks his pockets and finds only his wallet and keys.
HAROLD: Aw, shit.
SOPHIA: (phone) Harold… Oliver found my phone. He knows everything.
HAROLD: Yeah, I kinda picked that up after he sucker-punched me at the gallery.
SOPHIA: (phone) He already found you?
HAROLD: Not gonna lie. I think I got off kinda easy, all things considered.
SOPHIA: (phone) (screams in that way one tends to do when their muscle-bound spouse suddenly returns home during an in-progress, infidelity-fueled rampage)
Sophia, are you okay? Sophia, are you okay? Are you okay, Sophia? Sophia, are you okay? Sophia, are you okay? Are you okay, Sophia?
Another silence. Then…
Harold inspects the phone.
Oh. Battery’s dead.
GRANDMA: Harold, does this mean you’re going to be late with the rent again?
Harold ignores this, storms out the door.
She walks to the door, watches Harold speed off in the station wagon.
(sighs) I’m never getting my car back.