I was sitting at a table in the food court of an empty mall when the young woman working the Burger-on-a-Stik found herself plucked up into the air and torn in two by a very hungry, but rather rude creature that looked like a cross between a shaved possum and an albino frilled lizard. It was the lunch rush, so you can imagine the fuss people made when the young woman’s dismemberment ate into their diminishing thirty-minutes. And with this shaved and frilled albino possum-lizard cutting all the way to the front of the line, there were more than a few choice words thrown its way. Well, one thing led to the next, and the shaved and frilled albino possum-lizard plucked up and tore just about everyone in half. Given some of the things said, I can hardly blame the poor thing for being more than a little upset. Needless to say, I haven’t been back since, and have little desire to dine there again.