SOUNDSCAPE: A REMOTE CORNER OF KEEPITDOWNNOW, WYOMING.
PORTER: Howdy there folks. I’m Porter House, and welcome to “Make it Quick.” We’re out here in the heart of Keepitdownnow, Wyoming to help today’s special guest, Mr. Alan Wrench. Seems our new friend got himself into quite a bit of trouble recently at the dog races. So, he called us up to… Oh, I think I see Mr. Wrench coming out of his house right now.
SFX: PORTER SHOOTS, KILLS MR. WRENCH.
PORTER: Wasn’t that a beaut?
Welp… that’s all she wrote for this episode of “Make it Quick.” I’m Porter House. And remember, you never hear the one with your name on it.
SFX: PORTER FLEES, SPEEDS OFF IN CAR.