Steve Arviso - July 27, 2018 - Madness /

Do your best to find inspiration in the most unexpected of places. For example, I constructed a #poem from the greatest pro wrestling promo EVER.

You know they say that all men are created equal,
but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe
and you can see that statement is not true.
See, normally if you go one on one
with another wrestler,
you got a 50/50 chance of winning.
But I’m a genetic freak
and I’m not normal!
So you got a 25%,
at best,
at beating me.
Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix,
your chances of winning drastic go down.
See the 3 way at Sacrifice,
you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning,
but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning,
‘cuz Kurt Angle knows
he can’t beat me and he’s not even gonna try!

So Samoa Joe,
you take your 33 1/3 chance,
minus my 25% chance
and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning
at Sacrifice.
But then you take my 75% chance of winning,
if we was to go one on one,
and then add 66 2/3 per cents,
I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice.

See Joe,
the numbers don’t lie,
and they spell disaster for you
at Sacrifice.

Genetic-Freakonomics. Words by Scott Steiner. Poetic arrangement by Steve Arviso.

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