Curve, from alleged director Iain Softley, is a thinly plotted movie with thinly veiled Christian imagery and metaphors. Coincidentally, those are also the two things worth noting about this movie. Otherwise it’s a boring, aimless film about a woman who picks up a hitchhiker and pays the price for her blatant stupidity by driving off the side of a cliff. The rest of the movie is mostly her sitting around bored in her flipped car until it eventually ends. Apparently someone mistook this for a horror movie. They also apparently mistook it for a movie. And I apparently mistook it for something worth my time and writing about. Don’t make the same mistakes we did.

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