There is a time and place for which there is a time and place.
This is not the time,
nor is it the place, I’m sorry to say.
It is some other time that is not quite a good use of it,
some place that is not quite the point,
and either really could be defined in rather simple and direct terms
if one gave a shit about brevity.
This is not that, though.
It is, however, what one might call
A Complete Waste of Time.

Complete Wastes of Time
from “Amoral Crackpot” Stevie Arviso.

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The collected journal entries
of Dr. Howard Fine.

Where Stars Collide
Adrift in space with only
an AI for companionship.

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    MUSIC: A LAID BACK LOUNGE MEDLEY. UP, UNDER. SFX: APPLAUSE. HOST: Wasn’t that brilliant, folks? Absolutely brilliant. And we’ll be right back with even of that which I have previously stated to be, and most certainly continues to remain, brilliant. But first, a word from today’s sponsor, The Society for the Proliferation of Morse Code. … Read more
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    DR. HOWARD FINE: The Whattamadoon itself is hardly a creature worth making note of, as its teeny-tiny, squishy, toothless body makes it incapable of causing any physical, temporal, or psychological harm to any living creature. However. The Whattamadoon’s web is notorious for snatching up any thoughts blossoming and fluttering about one’s head as they pass … Read more


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