MUSIC: PEPPY, YET TERRIBLE SYNTH-ORGAN MUSIC.
FINNEGAN: Welcome back to “The Last Word.” I’m your host, Finnegan Haberdasher. Tonight’s last words come from–
SFX: KNOCKING AT THE DOOR.
Oh. Excuse me for one moment, folks.
SFX: MORE KNOCKING.
SFX: FINNEGAN STEPS AWAY, OPENS DOOR.
FINNEGAN: (OFF) Yes, I’m Finnegan Haberdasher. Yes, I know Anita Dickings. What’s this about–
SFX: BANG! A GUNMAN SHOOTS FINNEGAN, FINNEGAN DROPS DEAD.
SFX: THE GUNMAN FLEES, SPEEDS AWAY IN CAR.
MUSIC: PEPPY, YET TERRIBLE SYNTH-ORGAN MUSIC CONTINUES.
BUT THEN…
SFX: THE GETAWAY CAR CRASHES.
SFX: POLITE APPLAUSE.
MUSIC: PEPPY, YET TERRIBLE SYNTH-ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS OUT FOR A BIT TOO LONG.