STEVIE: Y’ever wonder about the first person to die only for some asshole to come along, look down – or maybe up, I don’t know – wasn’t there. But they look at what’s left of the poor bastard, shake their head, (HALF-HEARTED) “Shame,” (“NORMAL” VOICE) and then continue on with their day as if they hadn’t seen a dead body?
I wonder what they must’ve seen.
Not the dead guy, of course, though I am curious about what he saw too. And I’m sure I’ll see something similar soon enough.
But what about the other guy? What did he see?
Was the corpse still warm?
How many pieces were there, and did they find it all before a bear made off with some?
Did it happen in front of them? Or maybe they came in mid-scene – no context, just a corpse in a cave with too many pine cones up his ass.