Boiled Cabbage and Old Spice Alert

STEVIE: California Governor, Gavin “The Hitman” Newsom, recently signed into law the Ebony Alert System. The Ebony Alert system goes into effect January 1st, 2024, and, similar to the Amber Alert for missing children and the Feather Alert for missing Indigenous women, will alert citizens of Black women or youths missing under mysterious circumstances. No word yet if Newsom will also sign into law the little debated Jade Dragon alert, the Sombrero alert, or the Boiled Cabbage and Old Spice alert.