A Complete Waste of Time

There is a time and place for which there is a time and place.
This is not the time,
nor is it the place, I’m sorry to say.
It is some other time that is not quite a good use of it,
some place that is not quite the point,
and either really could be defined in rather simple and direct terms
if one gave a shit about brevity.
This is not that, though.
It is, however, what one might call
A Complete Waste of Time.

with & by
“Amoral Crackpot” Stevie Arviso.


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THE NIGHTLY CHILL PRESENTS

ELSEWHERE
The collected journal entries
of Dr. Howard Fine.

WHERE STARS COLLIDE
Adrift in space with only
an AI for companionship.


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